Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Porn Bailout

Umm...what about me? Can I get a bail out from all my debt and bills?? What about all the other people in America? Puhhleeasse!

No one is buying porn anymore because of ..umm...the internet?? CAN YOU IMAGINE having to have your tax dollars going to the porn industry? Enough.





An article in next month's Atlantic asks, "Is porn recession proof?" According to porn magnate Larry Flynt and "Girls Gone Wild" king Joe Francis, the answer is no.
TMZ reports that the pornographer pair is heading to Washington to ask for a $5 billion porn bailout:

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt says. "It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America."

Francis sees his industry like the big three automakers, only BIGGER: "Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration."



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